With Xmas coming up and then Valentine's Day just a hop, skip and a jump away after that, it's a good time to talk lingerie. Your significant other may not seem like the type who goes for sexy lingerie, but trust us, she does, just as you do.
You wouldn't be caught dead in a lingerie store and if you were, she might kill you, but nobody has to know that you've visited one online. She knows this as well as you do, so if she's been harboring a secret desire that you show her that you think she's beautiful by buying her some lingerie, you'd better deliver!
That is - they'll love you for it if you do it right. If you do it wrong, it could spell disaster. The most important thing is to get her the right size. You probably are so dumb you don't have any idea how important this is. Just get it right. It could be the most important thing you ever did in your life!
Don't be stupid and ask her what size she wears. She'll lie to you anyway. You'll have to do this in secret. Check the size of two or 3 dresses that she wears regularly. If they are all the same, you're safe. Then do the same with a few of her bras. Don't settle for just one of each, because you may pick the one that no longer fits her. Remember, it is vitally important to buy her lingerie in her size.
Now that you have the data, you can go online and begin your preliminary search. Be sure to do this when she's not around. If she catches you, she'll call you a dirty old man, even if you're only 21. That may be how you will end up, but you don't want your lover to have that image of you in her head.
She will love you for your perversion after she has received your thoughtful gift of sexy lingerie, but not before. She'll think you're cute and probably laugh when you tell her how embarrassing it was to be looking at all those beautiful women in lingerie. But we must emphasize that she will only feel that way after she has claimed her prize.
The next part is the easy part. Go to some of the online lingerie shops and do your shopping. Feel free to take your time and look at everything they have to offer. You will find this to be easy to do - maybe too easy. Better watch the clock or you may get carried away. Try not to get too carried away, especially if this is the first time you've bought her lingerie. Some of it may be too sexy for her tastes. Try to remember that you're buying it for her and that your idea of sexy may be her idea of tacky.
Give yourself enough time to go through the checkout procedure slowly. It is imperative that you don't blow it now, just when you're on the verge of success. Check those sizes again and then again once more. You may suddenly get gripped with fear just before you click the final "send" button. You'll see an image in your head of a package with "sexy lingerie" written all over it. No, they are not stupid. They know their customers value discretion. - 29959
You wouldn't be caught dead in a lingerie store and if you were, she might kill you, but nobody has to know that you've visited one online. She knows this as well as you do, so if she's been harboring a secret desire that you show her that you think she's beautiful by buying her some lingerie, you'd better deliver!
That is - they'll love you for it if you do it right. If you do it wrong, it could spell disaster. The most important thing is to get her the right size. You probably are so dumb you don't have any idea how important this is. Just get it right. It could be the most important thing you ever did in your life!
Don't be stupid and ask her what size she wears. She'll lie to you anyway. You'll have to do this in secret. Check the size of two or 3 dresses that she wears regularly. If they are all the same, you're safe. Then do the same with a few of her bras. Don't settle for just one of each, because you may pick the one that no longer fits her. Remember, it is vitally important to buy her lingerie in her size.
Now that you have the data, you can go online and begin your preliminary search. Be sure to do this when she's not around. If she catches you, she'll call you a dirty old man, even if you're only 21. That may be how you will end up, but you don't want your lover to have that image of you in her head.
She will love you for your perversion after she has received your thoughtful gift of sexy lingerie, but not before. She'll think you're cute and probably laugh when you tell her how embarrassing it was to be looking at all those beautiful women in lingerie. But we must emphasize that she will only feel that way after she has claimed her prize.
The next part is the easy part. Go to some of the online lingerie shops and do your shopping. Feel free to take your time and look at everything they have to offer. You will find this to be easy to do - maybe too easy. Better watch the clock or you may get carried away. Try not to get too carried away, especially if this is the first time you've bought her lingerie. Some of it may be too sexy for her tastes. Try to remember that you're buying it for her and that your idea of sexy may be her idea of tacky.
Give yourself enough time to go through the checkout procedure slowly. It is imperative that you don't blow it now, just when you're on the verge of success. Check those sizes again and then again once more. You may suddenly get gripped with fear just before you click the final "send" button. You'll see an image in your head of a package with "sexy lingerie" written all over it. No, they are not stupid. They know their customers value discretion. - 29959
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Buy that lingerie and set up a special night with your partner. Adding in excitement to the night with that sexy lingerie is a great thing. So celebrate a special night now!
